The Hardest Word of All

dandy-thumb.jpgI’ve been annoyed by how prevelant using “bitch” as an insult has become, so I’ve proposed a couple of alternatives in this audio piece. Features a verse from my rapping debut, Spamma Please.

Sorry to all my dandy pals, but you fancified fuckers had it coming.

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9 responses to “The Hardest Word of All”

  1. Leaky scumbag pus stained spammer is great but my fave is this AbFab: “You bloody bollocky two-faced chicken bastard pigdog man”. With a little practice it is pure please to say very fast either to someone’s face or behind thier back.

  2. No, they’re seriously spammers. Plus they will forward you jokes and chain letters like crazy even if you hardly know them.

  3. Sure, call a person a bitch and people take it in stride, but try refering to a female canine by the appropriate term… and people react as if you bitch-slapped them.

    Dandy Stains.

  4. Sugar, you can’t go around eradicating words just cause you don’t like how they make you feel. But you can mess it up so no one else wants to use it. Start incessantly calling people Bee-atch in an annoying way so that anyone within earshot would rather use the phrase poopy face then sound like you. Change takes personal sacrifice. Believe me, I took a lot of slack calling my friends bitches with the secret intent of burying the implied negative meaning directed towards women (think 9 to 5, shoulder pads, corporate ceiling). First you must tame the beast then lead it blindly to it’s own slaughter. You have the right idea by offering up alternatives but you can’t just force it. You need to take it away then offer up the replacement. Create a demand for your wisdom. Don’t peddle your wares to an unreceptive audience.

  5. Gaping cunt of a parched mule, pissing in a heat-wave. (Thanks to the Spanish for knowing how to curse.)

  6. Seriously, if you talk to J-Rock tell him to get his ass in gear because Dr. Dre is totally offering me a sweet deal <--- 100% true

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